Barbie (2023) was made for people that were deeply moved by the When She Loved Me sequence in Toy Story 2
lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3
Have you ever played an instrument?
Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo
Violin/Bass
Flute/Piccolo
Clarinet/Oboe
Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn
Drums/Bongos
Piano/Harp/Accordion
Two or more
Something not listed
I never played an instrument
Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do
doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.
maybe
7/22/2013
happy decade anniversary to this post
shooting my shot by literally not making a move
I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite
What's the best highly specific "it absolutely doesn't work like that but it makes a fun story" trope?
We gotta sneak through the spacious, quiet and perfectly clean air vents!
Let's bonk them on the head to cleanly knock them unconscious with no risk
Welcome to this absolutely massive and surprisingly clean sewer!
Bullets are dangerously whizzing past me while I'm trying to escape underwater!
Oh No! We Have To Get The Bullet Out!
I've sliced off my hair into a cute pixie bob with a single swing of this knife
Ok so to do space travel we just *folds paper and pokes pencil through*
Gonna leap away from this explosion by like a 2 foot margin and be totally fine
We're safe in this volcano as long as we don't touch the lava
Yeah, I know CPR! *screams at you to live, then starts making out*
See Resultspick a generally benign and mediocre power
carbonate any (actual, survivably-drinkable) beverage by touching it directly
fold whole lettuce leaves into a perfect shape to fit on a sandwich
involuntarily manifest a single tissue in your pocket, once a day
know the precise location of the nearest crab
eidetic memory but specifically for wikipedia pages on cacti
occasional vivid dreams that inform you about forgotten family soup recipes
immunity to hot glue burns
a sense that warns you away from reading fanfic you would absolutely hate
everyone just respects your decision to wear crocs in public
you can eat aquarium gravel without consequence (in moderation, of course)
See Resultsfound the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:
Oh this slaps actually